I believe it is standard practise to be humble in the face of praise. Moreso in this great country of ours. Therefore, if you’re a new visitor, I’ll ask you to cover your ears as I say: fuck that shit. I couldn’t be more proud of this little hobby site I started something close to 7 years ago.
Therein lies the first part of your introduction to this blog. I don’t taking cussing lightly, but where appropriate you will find various examples of my smelliest French Bleu. Secondarily, allow me to direct you to some of my “greatest hits” – those posts that I included in the Qantas entry, so you can acquaint yourself:
And of course, the sources of my in/aspriation:
- My gorgeous wife and the two most brilliant children in the world.
- Dad
- Mum, who doesn’t have a website, because it would be too much awesome for the web to handle.
- Jolisa
- Gemma
- Greg
So make yourself at home. Come back as you’d like, or hit up the RSS/Email subscription links over there on the sidebar.
And thank you. You guys are the reason I keep doing this. Give yourselves a hug.


Holy fucking shit! Er, sorry Mum, I mean, goodness gracious me! Well done young man. Make us proud.
F*** c*** b**** you b***** winner! J**** that’s f***ing choice! Love, one of your sisters.
Nice work Ben! I used to look forward to Wednesdays for your gadget review on Breakfast, then I heard ben.geek.nz mentioned and knew I had to check it out. It’s been on my favourites list at work ever since, and never fails to keep me enthralled. Good luck with the awards!
Hey Ben,
I was surprised and pleased to see your name on the Finalists’ List (knowing you from a job offer once
. Congratulations! I didn’t make it that far, though I did enter. Good luck with the final award decision.