Idiot of the Day
List of shops not to rob with a machete:
- Gun shops.
- ummmmm
Machete-wielding man shot at gun shop
By Elizabeth BinningA man wielding a machete has been shot at a gun shop in Auckland this morning.
The shooting happened at SAI Guns and Ammo in Penrose at about 10am.
The 19-year-old man entered the shop at 553 Great South Road, on the corner with Walls Road, carrying a machete.
He was shot in the stomach by one of the people inside using a handgun.
The Ambulance Service said the 19-year-old had serious injuries. He was taken to Auckland City Hospital where he was conscious on arrival and was undergoing surgery this morning.
Scene-setting information: guns are rare in New Zealand, and hand guns moreso. There are maybe 4 gun shops across the wider Auckland area, home to 1 million plus people.
Popularity: 3% [?]


The scary thing is that people this stupid are still elegible to vote (except when they’re in jail). I’m sure I’ve seen something like this on the Darwin awards.
Is a 19 year old guy a “man”?
If so, awesome! I’m throwin’ a man party!
** not as gay as that sounds **
Later reports stated that he wanted to get a gun to “top” himself. He can’t be too stupid, either way he was going to get shot. Sad though.