Wow. To back up their fantastic Child’s Play children’s hospital charity drive, Gabe and Tycho over at Penny Arcade are planning an honest-to-goodness swanky charity dinner. Not just any charity dinner mind you – sure they’re going the dress-up thing:

For one night we’re all going to look bloody sharp

…and a kick-ass menu:

Read the following menu and understand that Penny Arcade does not fuck around. When we throw a charity dinner, it stays thrown Goddamnit. Grilled salmon with lemon aioli and crispy leeks served with tomato-herb couscous and fresh seasonal vegetables, or top sirloin steak with merlot rosemary demi glaze…

…but to top it all off, there is an auction of the most seriously geeky, nerdy, and downright l33t swag ever to be exposed on the interconnected intertron.

I mean just look at some of these items being auctioned:

• Auction winner and a guest will receive a tour of the Wizards of the Coast corporate headquarters located in Renton, WA, lunch, and an opportunity to game with Dungeons & Dragons R&D staff.
• Half-Life 2 and a lifetime subscription Steam-
  All the Valve games you want for the rest of your bloody life. Think about that shit, every new game, every mod everything, it’s all yours for free!
• Tour of Bungie-
  How does a monster game like Halo 2 get made? This is your chance to meet the developers and see where the magic happens.
• Appearance in a Penny Arcade strip-
  People always ask what they would have to do to get a guest appearance in a PA strip. Well here’s your chance.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

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